So remember how I (super creepily) left a note on that chick’s car?

You know, I talked about it in this post.

Anyway, she actually came to my blog and left a comment. She didn’t think I was creepy. In fact, she wants to hang out with me.

Now I’m really nervous.

WHY IS MAKING FRIENDS AS AN ADULT SO HARD?! NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THIS! Maybe someone should have said, “hey, dumbass, don’t move 3,000 miles away from everything you’ve ever known because then you’ll die friendless and alone.”