I think today needs a list of awesome.

Because I’ve only been awake an hour, and I already hate today. I don’t want to hate today. And I won’t because:

  • I’m going to scrub my entire house - it is so gross right now, you don’t even know (this is probably 95% of why I’m in such a mood today)
  • I’m going to eat bacon today
  • I’m going to watch my DVRed Next Food Network Star (look, usually I don’t like reality tv things - but I’ll watch anything with Alton Brown in it because, well, I’m in love with him)
  • I’m going to paint my nails pretty, pretty colors
  • I’m going to hang out with friends tonight
  • I’m finally going to get to crack open my literary theory books
  • Today is fresh sheet day - which is always the best day of the week - FACT