Today is a rough day.
I think everyone is having a rough day today. Must be something in the water. I’ve been dealing with work issues, feeling like a complete and utter failure in every aspect of my life, an unruly dog, a whining cat, temptation at the grocery store (I was this close to buying cinnamon buns, ice cream, M&Ms, and a frozen pizza - but I didn’t) - you name it, I probably feel like...
Weigh-In Wednesday 7/18/12
Starting Weight: 205 Last Week: 166 This Week: 166.8 This Week’s Weight Loss: + .8
My dad and I are now emailing each other in...
I’m still not sure why.
I was just going to Skype with my friend in the...
That was three hours ago. Oops. She’s coming home in two months (after being in Moldova for two years). I’m so excited to see her, you don’t even know. We were randomly assigned as roommates our freshman year of college. I can’t even remember what my life was like without her in it. Okay, now I seriously have to go get work done.
Had another dream about Alton Brown last night.
Guys, I think I have a problem.
I had another really strange/terrifying/amazing...
Alton Brown and I were BFFs and we were hanging out and talking about cool brainy things. That was the awesome part. Then I was on a road trip with my twin sister and we stopped by to see one of her friends. Her friend decided to give me a tattoo. It was a ninja turtle tattoo. (Leighton fun fact: I don’t have any tattoos or piercings.) That’s also the amazing part. But then I...
How to be confident:
Step 1: Realize you are a sexy beast and own it.
Step 2: Punch any bitch in the face that tells you differently.
So my mom-in-law was showing me some save the date...
Me: I don't like all of these ones where it's basically a picture of the couple holding numbers.
MIL: Some of them are cute.
Me: Yeah, but then Luke and I would have to take a picture together. I think the last picture we took together was in December. And it was really bad.
MIL: Besides, a lot of these are kissing pictures. (She then turns around and looks at me) You haven't kissed my baby yet have you? HAVE YOU?! (Clearly just trying to make me uncomfortable.)
Me: STOP LOOKING AT ME, SALLY.
Now Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? is on TV.
Have I ever told you all thatBig Rock Candy Mountainis one of my all time top five most favorite songs? Well, it is.
Fact: I never stop thinking about food. Usually,...
Luke: Why does it smell like bacon?
Me: Because I made bacon.
Luke: And you didn't make me any?
Me: I was hungry, so I ate it all. It's terrible - for two weeks I've been hungry for something, but I don't know what it is. So no food tastes quite right.
Luke: It's probably a burrito.
Me: OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is on Comedy Central right now. “I can’t believe we just Melvined death!” That is all.
Just did 30 minutes on the elliptical.
I love that I have it just sitting in my living room. When I need a quick break from work I can just get up and do five or ten minutes on it, and then get back to work. It’s pretty awesome. And I’m pretty sweaty.
I don't have any plans for this weekend. That's my...
The work I have to do today is super simple Tonight is keto pizza night! I get way too excited about food Sorry I’m not sorry I’m going to watch Ocean’s 11 - it’s been forever since I saw that movie I’ve decided that I’m going to continue to tweet at Alton Brown until he tweets me back I’ve also decided that my new life goal is to meet Alton Brown ...
I may or may not have just thrown my laptop and...
I’m a really cool person. Aren’t you guys glad you know me?
Warning: this is a gushy post. Because I feel like...
It’s weight loss related. Kind of. I talk about my biggest weight loss/life motivation. [[MORE]] I love this man. Even if it is all but impossible for the two of us to take a decent picture together. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the two of us lately, as I actually start to plan this wedding. And I’ve come to the conclusion that, well, I love him. A lot....
My butt is really sore.
Thank you new little elliptical machine.