So I wanted a snack earlier - and I was going to make it a healthy one.
I looked in the fridge and saw greek yogurt and I was all, “heck yes, greek yogurt with a tablespoon of natural peanut butter here I come!”
Then I started eating it and my stomach as all like, “who, bro, slow your roll. This is gross.” And I was all, “no, dude, this is delicious, chill the fuck out.” And now, hours later my stomach is still all, “not, cool, bro. Not cool.”
This is what eating healthy food gets me!
I’m just kidding.
But for real.